Today I received emails from two guys from different dating sites. Reading them, I couldn’t help but wonder, “What was he thinking? That this would be appealing to me?” See what you think.
YourSlave wrote (this is how he sent it):
I KISS YOUR PERFECT PALE WHITEST FEET DEAR GODDESS
I WILL ACTUALLY BE IN YOUR CITY FROM IN A FEW WEEKS YOUR-MAJESTY! I ABSOLUTLY LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL PALE WHITE WHITE WHITE SKIN YOUR- MAJESTY-!
I am looking for a WOMAN TO PAMPER WITH FOOT-MASSAGES AND PEDICURES-!
I am also looking FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT COULD POSSIBLY LEAD TO MARRIAGE ONE DAY-!
You can always e-mail me back directly at: XXXX@aol.com. My yahoo instant messanger is: xxxx, by phone at: XXX CEL or at:XXXX HM
NEIL OR KNEEL AT YOUR PERFECTLY PEDICURED PALE WHITE WHITE WHITE FEET ALWAYS-!!!
All righty, then, looks like Neil/Kneel has not only a foot fetish, but a dominatrix desire. Sounds inviting — not!
Mark wrote (I didn’t write him although he says I did, so I think this is boilerplate or he wrote it to someone else):
Has anyone ever told you how ravishing you look?Well if not i guess am the first to do so cos i cant just stop looking at your pics and thinking that you were gurgious.. I just started this online dating thing which my friend thought i shld try out and see if i wld meet the right person for me..I THINK I HAVE if you will reply me.. eheh…Am Mark but my friends prefer to call me Mar..am an engineer currently working in Uk .Am from Colorado but i schooled at Liberty University in the states for 4yrs………am expecting to get you in my life if you dont mind someone like me …If you’d like to get to know more abt me..my yahoo ID XXXX. Thanks for the lovely mail baby….Well i honestly didnt belief that you wld reply probably cos am UGLY.. LOL…..but you did..WOW….You are really beautiful baby if i can say.
Although he was “schooled” at a university and is an engineer, obviously he skipped the English classes. Is this message compelling to you? It certainly isn’t to me.
So, what were they thinking? Sometimes I think some of these guys are from a different species.
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